Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Redhead in My Bed

I know hate is such a strong word, but, I was astonished at my boyfriend’s gall. I get home from my cam gig on Valentine's day, and he's laying on our bed with a bowl of strawberries and bottle of champagne. Next to him is a stunning redhead, wearing next to nothing.

I asked, 'What's the meaning of this?' He said it was part of his Valentine gift and he wanted me to be surprised, and surprised I was. He knows I hate redheads. In a bit of a huff, I excused myself; jumped into the shower and started trying to think of ways to get rid of that redheaded wonder that my boyfriend brought home. I let the water run over my hot engraged face.

When I opened my eyes, she was standing there, minus the red negligee of earlier. As she stepped into the shower, and began to caress my back with her lips, her hair color became less and less important to me. I continued to thank my boyfriend for his Valentine's gift hours and hours; long after she had left our bed. The redheaded bitch!!!

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Valentine Bedroom Games

Valentines Day is coming up, but, everyday can be Valentines Day with the right attitude. Create adventures and fun times with these naughty bedroom games, that will have your lover smiling for days. First, bring some games into the bedroom. I have a game that I love to play with my lover. Cut up various fruit and place them in a covered bowl. Blindfold your lover and feed them one piece of fruit at a time. You can proclaim them the winner if they get 2 out of 3 right or 3 out of 5 right. The winner gets a special prize of their choosing. Really there are no losers in this game. Make the game more fun by placing half of the fruit in your mouth and feeding them with a fruity kiss.

More Fun with Fruit

This time you are the one blindfolded. Have your lover to lay naked and place a piece of fruit on their body. You have to find the fruit. Even if you don't find the fruit, you can't lose with this game. It's a WIN WIN situation.

Rub a Dub Dub

Draw your lover a bath. Scent the water with their favorite fragrance. Sprinkle flower petal on the water. Then take a small bottle and place a naughty message in it. It can be a love not or telling your lover what you have planned when they come out of the bath.