Valentines Day is coming up, but, everyday can be Valentines Day with the right attitude. Create adventures and fun times with these naughty bedroom games, that will have your lover smiling for days. First, bring some games into the bedroom. I have a game that I love to play with my lover. Cut up various fruit and place them in a covered bowl. Blindfold your lover and feed them one piece of fruit at a time. You can proclaim them the winner if they get 2 out of 3 right or 3 out of 5 right. The winner gets a special prize of their choosing. Really there are no losers in this game. Make the game more fun by placing half of the fruit in your mouth and feeding them with a fruity kiss.
More Fun with Fruit
This time you are the one blindfolded. Have your lover to lay naked and place a piece of fruit on their body. You have to find the fruit. Even if you don't find the fruit, you can't lose with this game. It's a WIN WIN situation.
Rub a Dub Dub
Draw your lover a bath. Scent the water with their favorite fragrance. Sprinkle flower petal on the water. Then take a small bottle and place a naughty message in it. It can be a love not or telling your lover what you have planned when they come out of the bath.
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Just Chilling
Welcome to my new spot. I am in love with my new blog and the whole concept of blogging. I promise to be a good girl and not get too naughty. But, I can't vouche for 'Nasty Jenna', she gets out of line from time to time. When she gets loose there is no telling what might happen. But, If you like my blog, let me know. I will update and add things as I go. Right now, I just got through adding info about myself. Check it out.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Give a Man What He Wants
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!" "Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me that he thinks you're really cute!"
Wacky World Sex Laws
01. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
02. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
03. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
04. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
05. Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."
06. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
07. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
08. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
09. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for on the premises."
10. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any
02. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
03. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
04. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
05. Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."
06. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
07. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
08. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
09. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for on the premises."
10. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any
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